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    Tuesday, September 6th, 2011
    4:52 pm
    SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT ... If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 yrs. hard labor. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. Two Americans just got eight years for crossing the Iranian border. If you cross the U. S. border illegally you get a job, a drivers license, food stamps, a place to live, health care, housing & child benefits, education, & a tax free business for 7 yrs ...No wonder we are a country in debt. Re-post if you agree


    this is officially the dumbest facebook status i have ever seen
    Thursday, June 11th, 2009
    4:02 pm
    sometimes when you shuffle a deck of cards it sounds like a really juicy fart
    Friday, March 20th, 2009
    12:04 pm
    most times
    the worse a sandwich looks, the better it tastes
    Monday, February 9th, 2009
    12:33 pm
    heath bars?
    fucking bomb.
    Sunday, December 14th, 2008
    4:24 am
    I should have
    I wouldn't like your
    book of poetry
    when I always
    by your poems
    Monday, November 17th, 2008
    4:06 pm
    Sometimes things are too LOL for my puny little mind.
    Wednesday, October 29th, 2008
    6:01 pm
    Whoppers Malted Milk Balls are so GROCE. UGH UGH UGHHHHHHHHHHH
    Tuesday, October 14th, 2008
    1:47 pm
    "When life hands you lemons, fuck the lemons and bail"
    Monday, September 15th, 2008
    4:31 pm
    I'm procrastinating
    Friday, June 27th, 2008
    1:03 pm
    I FOUND $5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Friday, June 6th, 2008
    11:12 am
    I just made the BEST pot of coffee ever. High fives all around.
    Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008
    2:35 pm
    I FOUND $6!!!!
    Friday, May 2nd, 2008
    12:41 pm
    I just made the worst pot of coffee EVER. I love it.
    Thursday, March 20th, 2008
    11:39 am
    BLack Sea by Mark Strand
    Why did I believe you would come out of nowhere? Why with all
    that the world offers would you come only because I was here?
    Tuesday, March 11th, 2008
    1:21 am
    Thursday, December 20th, 2007
    12:05 pm
    ok ok ok ok
    i just figured out my new years resolution! this may be the hardest one yet!

    ---I am going to learn to keep my mouth shut when I'm drunk.---
    Monday, August 20th, 2007
    12:24 pm
    Wednesday, June 20th, 2007
    3:45 pm
    Fear of bridges: An abnormal and persistent fear of bridges, especially crossing bridges. Sufferers of this phobia experience undue anxiety even though they realize their fear is irrational. Their fear may result partly from the fear of enclosure (claustrophobia) or the fear of heights (acrophobia). Phobic drivers may worry about being in an accident in busy traffic or losing control of their vehicles. High bridges over waterways and gorges can be especially intimidating, as can be very long or very narrow bridges.

    Fear of bridges is a relatively common phobia although most people with it do not know they have something called "gephyrophobia."
    Saturday, May 12th, 2007
    9:11 pm
    I'm watching Ghostbusters II; its almost surreal.
    Monday, April 30th, 2007
    12:15 am
    honky tonk-kadonkadonk.
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