|Tuesday, September 6th, 2011|
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT ... If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 yrs. hard labor. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. Two Americans just got eight years for crossing the Iranian border. If you cross the U. S. border illegally you get a job, a drivers license, food stamps, a place to live, health care, housing & child benefits, education, & a tax free business for 7 yrs ...No wonder we are a country in debt. Re-post if you agree
this is officially the dumbest facebook status i have ever seen
|Thursday, June 11th, 2009|
sometimes when you shuffle a deck of cards it sounds like a really juicy fart
|Friday, March 20th, 2009|
the worse a sandwich looks, the better it tastes
|Monday, February 9th, 2009|
|Sunday, December 14th, 2008|
I should have
I wouldn't like your
book of poetry
when I always
by your poems
|Monday, November 17th, 2008|
Sometimes things are too LOL for my puny little mind.
|Wednesday, October 29th, 2008|
Whoppers Malted Milk Balls are so GROCE. UGH UGH UGHHHHHHHHHHH
|Tuesday, October 14th, 2008|
"When life hands you lemons, fuck the lemons and bail"
|Monday, September 15th, 2008|
|Friday, June 27th, 2008|
I FOUND $5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|Friday, June 6th, 2008|
I just made the BEST pot of coffee ever. High fives all around.
|Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008|
|Friday, May 2nd, 2008|
I just made the worst pot of coffee EVER. I love it.
|Thursday, March 20th, 2008|
|BLack Sea by Mark Strand
Why did I believe you would come out of nowhere? Why with all
that the world offers would you come only because I was here?
|Tuesday, March 11th, 2008|
|Thursday, December 20th, 2007|
|ok ok ok ok
i just figured out my new years resolution! this may be the hardest one yet!
---I am going to learn to keep my mouth shut when I'm drunk.---
|Monday, August 20th, 2007|
|Wednesday, June 20th, 2007|
| Fear of bridges:
An abnormal and persistent fear of bridges, especially crossing bridges. Sufferers of this phobia experience undue anxiety even though they realize their fear is irrational. Their fear may result partly from the fear of enclosure (claustrophobia) or the fear of heights (acrophobia). Phobic drivers may worry about being in an accident in busy traffic or losing control of their vehicles. High bridges over waterways and gorges can be especially intimidating, as can be very long or very narrow bridges.
Fear of bridges is a relatively common phobia although most people with it do not know they have something called "gephyrophobia."
|Saturday, May 12th, 2007|
I'm watching Ghostbusters II; its almost
|Monday, April 30th, 2007|